Accessorise with Zippers

Were you waiting for the perfect pair of shoes to match your ridiculous zipper pencil case?

Well now you have it...
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=314510544

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=314576234


And the ironic thing?
These boots are a "pull on style with no zipper".