Those things are REAL?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=313780428


Who knew!?

Accessorise with Zippers

Were you waiting for the perfect pair of shoes to match your ridiculous zipper pencil case?

Well now you have it...
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=314510544

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=314576234


And the ironic thing?
These boots are a "pull on style with no zipper".

"Sexy Clubwear"

I don't know about you, but I'm so going to wear this to the club this weekend. I'll be so sexy, and I won't look like a twat at all.



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=295091627

Description:
"Sexy Clubwear. Four Piece Stretch Foil Complete Club Wear Outfit includes Halter Triangle Top with Lace-up Design, Lace-up Waist Cincher, Matching Boy Shorts, and Long Foil Faux Fur Leg Warmers. Recommended Size 10-12."

Regretsy Much?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=295386630

Description:
"Vintage Slinky Homemade Unworn Snakeskin Kaftan Dress Top. Most probably suitable for sizes 8-12 so check out the measurements I have listed below. This is in 'as new' unworn condition. Colours of yellow, shades of brown,a hint of a black outline,in a snakeskin pattern. It has a golden shimmer on the fabric when it catches the light. The neckline is narrow but it does have a hook and eye at the back with a loop hole underneath that can be left undone. The material is a slinky nylon type of material. Length: 140cm from top of shoulder near neckline to hemline. Width across whole width of fabric: 89cm (or 178cm around). Width across from side seam stitching to side seam stitching, from under armpit to under armpit: 60cm. The width across, from side seam to side seam, of the kaftan from waistline down to hemline: 58cm. The side seam stitching can be unpicked and changed to suit as the width is 89cm."

It's Homemade because I made it myself, New because it has never been worn, and Vintage because it's so bloody ugly that I haven't managed to pass it off to somebody else at any point in the last 40 years.

Just "Gorgeous"

I couldn't have thought of a better description myself



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289397635

Description:
"PLAYBOY Bunny Pink Heels *Gorgeous*. Stunning Playboy Shoes for the serious Playboy Bunny or collector of Playboy merchanides, or just a shoe buff! Brand New. Official Playboy merchandise in original box. Style is 'Valentine'. Pink plush velvet heels with pink fur detail on front. Leather sole underneath! Silver bunny detail on inside, and stunning diamante bunny detail on the back heel. Just gorgeous! Heel is 10.5cms high (too high for me). UK Size 4 - NZ size 7. Please check my other listings for more great shoes and clothes. I'm having a huge clearout as we are downsizing!"

This is the tag

...this is the pocket, and this is the zip.



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289501269

My breasts have wings

Or are they gills?



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289871422

Description:
"Sass & Bide Frill cut out bodysuit /leotard. European size 38/ size 8. Grey marle leotard with frill and cut outs. very cute. any questions or buy now offers please feel free to ask :) Never worn before! Check out my other listings"