"Sexy Clubwear"

I don't know about you, but I'm so going to wear this to the club this weekend. I'll be so sexy, and I won't look like a twat at all.



http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=295091627

Description:
"Sexy Clubwear. Four Piece Stretch Foil Complete Club Wear Outfit includes Halter Triangle Top with Lace-up Design, Lace-up Waist Cincher, Matching Boy Shorts, and Long Foil Faux Fur Leg Warmers. Recommended Size 10-12."

Regretsy Much?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=295386630

Description:
"Vintage Slinky Homemade Unworn Snakeskin Kaftan Dress Top. Most probably suitable for sizes 8-12 so check out the measurements I have listed below. This is in 'as new' unworn condition. Colours of yellow, shades of brown,a hint of a black outline,in a snakeskin pattern. It has a golden shimmer on the fabric when it catches the light. The neckline is narrow but it does have a hook and eye at the back with a loop hole underneath that can be left undone. The material is a slinky nylon type of material. Length: 140cm from top of shoulder near neckline to hemline. Width across whole width of fabric: 89cm (or 178cm around). Width across from side seam stitching to side seam stitching, from under armpit to under armpit: 60cm. The width across, from side seam to side seam, of the kaftan from waistline down to hemline: 58cm. The side seam stitching can be unpicked and changed to suit as the width is 89cm."

It's Homemade because I made it myself, New because it has never been worn, and Vintage because it's so bloody ugly that I haven't managed to pass it off to somebody else at any point in the last 40 years.